Superpost!

Bob Barker, Frank Gehry and Scarlett Johansson walk into a bar. The bartender says “What’ll ya have?”

Bob Barker says “I’ll have a Horse Sex, on the rocks!”

“Comin’ right up,” says the bartender. “And for you, Mr. Gehry?”

“Gimme Two Nude Military Women with a water chaser.”

“You got it, boss. And for the lady?”

“_____________________________”

Fill in your own punchline!

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~ by willtuck on September 12, 2007.

4 Responses to “Superpost!”

  1. Punchline:

    “Mad Dog 20/20, of course! Scarlett loves her some bum wine!”

  2. “How about a nice tall shot of Wiwille?”

  3. Wait, I’ve got a punchline that’s even more inside-jokey:

    “Mad Dog – which also happens to be her SuperPorn name!”

  4. “I’ll take a Biodiesel Militia cock tail.”

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