Jesus is my coach.
Catholic Supply of St Louis is hitting the Christmas season full swing selling all sorts of Christian paraphernalia. The most interesting is their sports theme memorabilia, which has Jesus participating in soccer, football, baseball, and even hockey. Strangely absent is the Ultimate Fighting Christ, but they do have a martial arts Jesus. On every statue there is a plaque stating ‘Jesus is my coach’.
Does our Lord and savior have a black belt?