86 Rules for Drinking, and more

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My favorite is number 25: It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’ if you are doing a shot with four or more people.”

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~ by mattbear on October 25, 2006.

3 Responses to “86 Rules for Drinking, and more”

  1. And #69 is the rule I most often exercise in bars.

    69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

    I try not to excercise 69 itself in bars…

  2. My favorite would be:
    34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

    Feel free to substitute “Rainier”, “MGD”, “Coors”, “Bud” or “Michelob” for Old Milwaukee. This rule does not apply to PBR. And Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT!

  3. I have a friend who moved out to Seattle from Pittsburgh last year…he is mystified by the popularity of PBR. He says at home they consider that to be the worst swill.

    Personally, I hate beer altogether (except stouts), so I am mystified by drinking it at all.

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