Call in Tommy Lee Jones and the U.S. Marshals
Wesley Snipes, everyone’s favorite half-vampire, is on the lam. An arrest warrant has been issued for Blade…I mean, Wesley, stemming from charges of over $12 million worth of tax evasion. Snipes faces up to 16 years in the slammer for this, or possibly a car ride with Mel Gibson. However, the authorities don’t know where Snipes is. I wonder if they’ve been checking for suspicious tow truck drivers?