I’d hit it…errr…try it.

A new energy drink is hitting the shelves entitled, I kid you not, ‘Cocaine’. Yes some marketing corny decided to name a caffeinated beverage, which claims to be 350 times more powerful than Red Bull, after the yuppie drug of choice.

Parents are concerned about the name association fearing that their beloved tykes will be more prone to try and sniff powder after they sip this carbonated drink. Ridiculous. Next you’ll find people speaking out against candy cigarettes and Big League Chew as gimmiks to get children into trying tobacco…oh wait…


~ by wiwille on September 22, 2006.

One Response to “I’d hit it…errr…try it.”

  1. I give it two months on the shelves before the makers cave to parent outrage and change the name.

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