WTF?! A Boy Scout’s Wet Dream…

Leatherman ain’t got shit on Wenger, check this shit out:

That isn’t photoshopped my friends…

Wenger, for the uninformed, is the company that brought to you the ever-so-famous Swiss Army Knife. They have recently announced a new “knife” that contains 85 features; the total number of features ever created for use in Swiss Army Knifes. This frankenstein of a gadget is for special order direct from the factory only, and will put you off about $1,200. How the f@ck are you supposed to use this thing?

And now, Dave Chappelle’s take on Howard Dean.

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~ by zooloo on August 24, 2006.

2 Responses to “WTF?! A Boy Scout’s Wet Dream…”

  1. That is just overkill, man. I don’t even have call for the all the tools on a regular Swiss Army knife.

  2. I’m with Mattbear on this. Really it seems like the cutlery industry is trying to yuppie knives. It’s like the Hummer of the swiss army, cool looking, but mostly a useless waste.

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