Is your car durrty durrty? How ’bout a free car wash!

Brown Bear Car Wash is giving out free washes today at all of their automated centers (in the Puget Sound area) from 10am to 6pm. You read correct, FREE. This is in response to the recent theft of those bear statues that were stolen earlier this month in Fife, WA. Be warned though, word spreads fast and there may be some crazy ass lines for the promotion.

(Note: You don’t get to choose which type of wash; they’re giving away “Bear Essentials” washes, which is the basic one they offer. Beggars can’t be choosers.. Go wash your car bitches.)

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~ by zooloo on August 24, 2006.

2 Responses to “Is your car durrty durrty? How ’bout a free car wash!”

  1. That’s weird. So some valuable property was stolen from the Brown Bear warehouse. They figure “Well, that sucked. I know! Let’s turn off the cash registers for a day and give everyone a freebie!”
    I guess that might make sense if I give it enough time. I won’t, though.

  2. Well, you’re obviously smarter than the rest…
    See, we found most of the stolen bears, and that made us happy… and when we’re happy, we give away free washes. So, you obviously thought about it too long with your imperfect information, and I bet your car is still dirty.

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