The money shot is now pixelated.

Unless you’ve filled your entertainment needs with nothing but Lawerence Welk reruns for the past 20 years you may have noticed that video games have come a long way since Galaga. Not only have the sophistication of the games have increased, but the adult content as well. Back in the Atari days a few developers made the explicit, and down right racist, Custer’s Revenge. Not content with Native American bashing the same developer released Beat ‘Em & Eat ‘Em which I won’t even bother to describe here. Just click and learn.

Leisure Suit Larry was a big hit amongst Commodore 64 owners who felt good nudity was paramount in their gaming; however control of the actual sex act was not possible. That is until now.

The institution that is Jenna Jameson has released Virtually Jenna, a SIM multiplayer game where you can basically pump the pastries with computer animated models for $29.95 a month. Somehow this doesn’t seem like much of a bargain. For those of you who never engaged in a threesome this game is for you..I guess.

Since I’m the the best looking man on the planet and have been fighting off porn stars for most of my adult life I don’t see much of a need to play this. Then again I won’t get genital warts.

Virtually Jenna (Should be obvious, but this link is so not safe for work).

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~ by wiwille on August 11, 2006.

One Response to “The money shot is now pixelated.”

  1. Pump the pastries?

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