“They will grease your ass.”

This is the story of a man and a can of fat-free BBQ-flavored pringles.

This post rated N for “Dude, that’s Nasty.”


Shave that mustache, Pringles guy…

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~ by willtuck on August 4, 2006.

7 Responses to ““They will grease your ass.””

  1. Serves them right. Fat free Pringles are a sign the terrorists have won.

  2. Why is it that jokes about body fluids just make you wanna laugh. Thankyou willtuck for cruising the San Diego Craigslist.

  3. All I have to say is, what a fucking moron. Everybody heard about olestra years ago. Everybody heard the words “anal leakage” and anyone with brains said “fuck that”. The fact that shit (pun intended) is still on the shelf is a crime.

    At least he writes about it in a funny way.

  4. Ehh I never heard of olestra. Maybe I need a better knowledge of the contents of snack foods. Or I could just not eat them.

  5. I lifted this off Theonion
    CINCINNATI—Procter & Gamble, manufacturer of the breakthrough fat-free cooking oil Olean, unveiled a new, improved version of the product Monday, one that is reportedly 30 percent less likely to cause explosive pants-shitting. “Good news, calorie counters—Olean just got even better,” Procter & Gamble spokesman Phillip Hearn said. “Now, even fewer people who eat Lay’s-brand Wow! potato chips will experience violent, bowel-shattering defecation and uncontrollable spewing of high-pressure jets of frothy, liquid feces.” Hearn said Olean users can still expect to vomit rivers of blood at ten-minute intervals for six months following use.

  6. Because enough wasn’t said about this already, I present this comic from Spamusement.

  7. I was cleanin grease outa my bum bum for hours and hours.

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