Now he’s unelectable!

Forget that other politicians are taking $100,000 bribes from FBI informants or choking out their mistresses. Former senator (and likely 2008 Presidential hopeful) John “Babyface” Edwards tried to use his influence to get a Sony PS3 from Wal-Mart! Even after criticizing Wal-Mart for their business practices! Or, some young intern on his staff did, without Edwards’ knowledge, or something…
Looks like Wal-Mart is trying to fight back against their critics. I’m sure Bill O’Reilly will have something to say about this.

Well I think Wal-Mart ended up with about half of the 400,000 PS3 stock for the entire US. I guess you gotta go where the numbers are, eh? At least he didn’t get shot.